who is the funniest?

Who is the funniest among these people?

1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi.....

2. IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.

3. YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept....

4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at the news reader.

5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills....

6. AN IGALA man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message..

7. AN EDO man who sprayed himself with mortein to keep mosquitoes away......

8. AN IKWERE man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.

9. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and started stoning it.....

10. A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was unripe ........

11. A GWARI man who saw something that looked like shit, touched n tasted n said "Hmmm" na shit ooo!!! Thank God I no match am....

12. AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM. Enjoy ur week. God bless u plenty.