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There was a young lady who lived in compound where an old woman also lived the young lady was so respectful to the old woman up to the extent of lookin after her grand child for her.one day when d old woman returned from her work place her grand child told her that the lady beat truely the lady beat the child but it was just a minor beating.The next day the old woman returned with some set of underwear she gave it to the lady before giving it to the lady she poisoned them with some bad words .when ever the lady puts on the underwear her sight just goes away this continue for a very long time until she was almost at the point of death she was taken to the church for serious prayers GOD opened d pastor's eye and he saw that it was the underwear the lady was putting on that was the cause of her problem and from the old woman who was comfirmed to be a witch the necessary prayer was done and she was delivered the old woman eventually had stroke and she di ed . What ever the wicked ones has concluded to waste your life the lord GOD will fight for you . If you believe what you have just read type an AMEN with faith in your heart.

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NAME:FRANKLIN OBULADIKE STATE: IMO STATE DATE OF BIRTH: 4th JULY GENDER: Male HOBBIES: - Collecting teeth from a live tiger, - Catching bullets with bare hands, - Assassination, - Jogging up & down Mount Everest & - Collecting rock particles from the moon MY RECORD: - Fought with an elephant and broke its neck. - Skinned a crocodile alive. - Played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded clip and survived. - Killed Superman. - Held my breath under water for 2 months, 3 weeks, 6 hours, 51 minutes, 45 seconds! - Assassinated Adolf Hitler, John F. Kennedy, Tupac, B.I.G (the list is too long). GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: - Surfed on hot lava while the volcano was still erupting - Outran a cheetah. - Fluent in 10,598 languages. - Killed twitter bird.. - First man to land on the sun. - Carried the pyramid of Giza for 2 days straight! SILLY THING DONE: - Surfing on a tsunami and hurricane Katrina. - Snow boarding on Mount Everest. - Sky diving from outer space. EMBARRASSING MOMENT: - Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch, only 99 died instantly and the one that was left went to join the circus. PROUDEST MOMENTS: - when a cobra died after biting me. - When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just one kick. SOMETHING ABOUT ME: - I really don't like to brag....

10 best moment of your life

10 best moments in life: . - To finish your last exam.. . - To wake up and realize its still possible to sleep "5 min" . - To get a phone call saying class is cancelled.. . - To see an old friend again and to feel that things have not changed.. . - To touch the fingers of newly born child.. . - Walking alone on a silent road at night and thinking of some good old days memories.. . - Riding the cycle/bike on a highway while its raining.. . - Sitting alone but you are still smiling cause you know someone is watching you.. . -The calm You feel inside when you Are near to Almighty God . - And the last one is "right now" while reading this message there was constant smile on your face..

***MUST READ***
A man went to a barber shop to have
his hair cut and his beard trimmed,
as the barber began to work, they
started a good conversation; they
talked about so many things and various subjects. When they
eventually touched the subject of
God, the barber said: “I don’t believe
that God exists.” “Why do you say
that?” asked the customer. The
barber said; “Well you just have to go out in the street to realize that
God doesn’t exist; Tell me, if God
exists, would there be so many sick
people? Would there be abandoned
children? If God existed, there would
be neither suffering nor pain. I can’t imagine a loving God who would
allow all of these things.” The
customer thought for a moment, but
didn’t respond because he didn’t
want to start an argument. The
barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he
left the barber shop, he saw a man
in the street with long, stringy, dirty
hair and an untrimmed beard; He
looked dirty and unkept. The
customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and said to
the barber; “You know what?
Barbers do not exist.” "How can you
say that?" asked the surprised
barber. “I am here, and I am a
barber, and I just worked on you!” “No!” the customer exclaimed.
“Barbers don't exist because if they
do, there would be no people with
dirty long hair and untrimmed
beards, like that man outside.” The
barber said; “Ah, but barbers DO exist; what happens is, people don't
come to me.” “Exactly”- affirmed the
customer; “That’s the point.” God
too, DOES exist; But what happens is,
people don’t go to Him and do not
look for him. GOD DOES EXIST!!! I pray for you in the mighty name of
Jesus Christ, if you'd type “AMEN”
You will see God at work in your
life. Try God and see. After Typing
AMEN, please SHARE this wonderful
story for others to read

Two brothers nickname PSQUARE sang a song called DO ME and got IFUNAYA pregnant, they ran to escape the TEMPTATION but their BIZZY BODY couldn't allow them to stay bcos E NO EASY, while running, they ran into DANGER till they began to ROLL IT until GAME OVER. This twins brother naw decide to trick beautiful ONYINYE by telling her you must CHOP MY MONEY, she is now happy and dancing ALINGO not knowing that they will deal with her PERSONALLY......dnt spoil the fun make ur friend laugh alsoTwo brothers nickname PSQUARE sang a song called DO ME and got IFUNAYA pregnant, they ran to escape the TEMPTATION but their BIZZY BODY couldn't allow them to stay bcos E NO EASY, while running, they ran into DANGER till they began to ROLL IT until GAME OVER. This twins brother naw decide to trick beautiful ONYINYE by telling her you must CHOP MY MONEY, she is now happy and dancing ALINGO not knowing that they will deal with her PERSONALLY......dnt spoil the fun make ur friend laugh also

touching story

A 15 years old mother was going with her 2 year old son to church and suddenly they passed a group of boys who started sending words to her: hey you bitch, you slut, a sex pervert.
Why didn't you wait to have sex ha ha ha you were thirsty of it, imagine at that age with this son?
They said alot of words to her but she kept quiet, then one boy from background said: what are you going to do to church you prostitute? Maybe you want to sleep with the pastor.

Then the young lady turned to them gently and said in a calm voice: who are you, to blame me for my sins?
Are you sure you are clean in eyes God? Pray that what happened to me doesn't happen to any of your sisters or someone you love.

After saying that tears started running her face. But the boys laughed and said more words to her.
She continued and went to church.
As she passed, a man came and found the boys still talking and laughing at her, and said to them, do you know her?

They said: No

He said to them: this girl, when she was 12 and a half years, a group of men attacked their home. They killed her father and her Mum, they robbed all the things that they had in the house and as they were about to leave, one of them saw her
hiding in the corner and they all raped her. So she doesn't know the father of her child and she has no where to stay.......
The boys' hearts were filled with pity, and they regretted all they had said, they felt as if they should do all it takes to help her.

MORAL LESSON
Before you accuse someone, first understand the cause and why he/she did that thing.

When ur pointing one finger to someone, know that there are other three fingers pointing at you.

Let us not accuse each other but help and pray for each other.

LETS PRAY.
Oh God, forgive me for all wrong things i've done, whoever i've judged and whoever i have not
helped.
Give me a helping heart not a judging heart and always keep your blessings on to me. AMEN.

who is the funniest?

Who is the funniest among these people?

1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi.....

2. IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.

3. YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept....

4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at the news reader.

5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills....

6. AN IGALA man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message..

7. AN EDO man who sprayed himself with mortein to keep mosquitoes away......

8. AN IKWERE man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.

9. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and started stoning it.....

10. A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was unripe ........

11. A GWARI man who saw something that looked like shit, touched n tasted n said "Hmmm" na shit ooo!!! Thank God I no match am....

12. AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM. Enjoy ur week. God bless u plenty.

names

When a man is called Augustine..
Woman say her own na Augustina.
If man answer Celestine
Woman say her name
na Celestina..
Man answer Justin..
Woman Say
her name na Justina..
Man answer Christine..
Woman go kuku answer Christina..
Man say him be Emmanuel
Woman must answer Emmanuella
Man carry Gabriel..
Woman go
folo carry Gabriella..

Nawa o!
So if man come answer Gori.....
Wetin woman go answer?