SIRWASH's BLOG

Friday 30 August 2013

touching story

A 15 years old mother was going with her 2 year old son to church and suddenly they passed a group of boys who started sending words to her: hey you bitch, you slut, a sex pervert.
Why didn't you wait to have sex ha ha ha you were thirsty of it, imagine at that age with this son?
They said alot of words to her but she kept quiet, then one boy from background said: what are you going to do to church you prostitute? Maybe you want to sleep with the pastor.

Then the young lady turned to them gently and said in a calm voice: who are you, to blame me for my sins?
Are you sure you are clean in eyes God? Pray that what happened to me doesn't happen to any of your sisters or someone you love.

After saying that tears started running her face. But the boys laughed and said more words to her.
She continued and went to church.
As she passed, a man came and found the boys still talking and laughing at her, and said to them, do you know her?

They said: No

He said to them: this girl, when she was 12 and a half years, a group of men attacked their home. They killed her father and her Mum, they robbed all the things that they had in the house and as they were about to leave, one of them saw her
hiding in the corner and they all raped her. So she doesn't know the father of her child and she has no where to stay.......
The boys' hearts were filled with pity, and they regretted all they had said, they felt as if they should do all it takes to help her.

MORAL LESSON
Before you accuse someone, first understand the cause and why he/she did that thing.

When ur pointing one finger to someone, know that there are other three fingers pointing at you.

Let us not accuse each other but help and pray for each other.

LETS PRAY.
Oh God, forgive me for all wrong things i've done, whoever i've judged and whoever i have not
helped.
Give me a helping heart not a judging heart and always keep your blessings on to me. AMEN.

who is the funniest?

Who is the funniest among these people?

1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi.....

2. IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.

3. YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept....

4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at the news reader.

5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills....

6. AN IGALA man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message..

7. AN EDO man who sprayed himself with mortein to keep mosquitoes away......

8. AN IKWERE man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.

9. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and started stoning it.....

10. A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was unripe ........

11. A GWARI man who saw something that looked like shit, touched n tasted n said "Hmmm" na shit ooo!!! Thank God I no match am....

12. AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM. Enjoy ur week. God bless u plenty.

Thursday 29 August 2013

names

When a man is called Augustine..
Woman say her own na Augustina.
If man answer Celestine
Woman say her name
na Celestina..
Man answer Justin..
Woman Say
her name na Justina..
Man answer Christine..
Woman go kuku answer Christina..
Man say him be Emmanuel
Woman must answer Emmanuella
Man carry Gabriel..
Woman go
folo carry Gabriella..

Nawa o!
So if man come answer Gori.....
Wetin woman go answer?