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Friday, 30 August 2013
who is the funniest?
Who is the funniest among these people?
1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi.....
2. IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.
3. YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept....
4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at the news reader.
5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills....
6. AN IGALA man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message..
7. AN EDO man who sprayed himself with mortein to keep mosquitoes away......
8. AN IKWERE man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.
9. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and started stoning it.....
10. A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was unripe ........
11. A GWARI man who saw something that looked like shit, touched n tasted n said "Hmmm" na shit ooo!!! Thank God I no match am....
12. AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM. Enjoy ur week. God bless u plenty.
1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi.....
2. IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.
3. YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept....
4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at the news reader.
5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills....
6. AN IGALA man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message..
7. AN EDO man who sprayed himself with mortein to keep mosquitoes away......
8. AN IKWERE man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.
9. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and started stoning it.....
10. A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was unripe ........
11. A GWARI man who saw something that looked like shit, touched n tasted n said "Hmmm" na shit ooo!!! Thank God I no match am....
12. AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM. Enjoy ur week. God bless u plenty.
Thursday, 29 August 2013
names
When a man is called Augustine..
Woman say her own na Augustina.
If man answer Celestine
Woman say her name
na Celestina..
Man answer Justin..
Woman Say
her name na Justina..
Man answer Christine..
Woman go kuku answer Christina..
Man say him be Emmanuel
Woman must answer Emmanuella
Man carry Gabriel..
Woman go
folo carry Gabriella..
Nawa o!
So if man come answer Gori.....
Wetin woman go answer?
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